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While enduring in an intimate relationship, get your first friend to ejaculate in the woman’s eyes , blinding her while the second friend ejaculates in her hair and proceeds to wash it as you would with shampoo. You then cut her tits off and your friends eat them. You then ejaculate into her mouth and force her to swallow , if she doesn’t swallow then execute, then stick your fingers down her throat forcing her to throw up all over your cock and you leave it in front of her nose until she throws up again because of the smell.
My friend Tom did ‘The Locky’ with his girlfriend yesterday, he said it was a very pleasurable experience.
When someone gains an unusual ability to infuriate his comrades, to the point when they wish to shove large metal objects into his anus.
Often the person in question speaks with an Australian accent, and enjoy's "putting shrimps on the barbie"
They also often turn out to be raging homosexuals, who name themselves after females and enjoy tipping their trillby's at women who they call "mylady"
Mary's raging shitstorm of cuntishness is "lockie Leonard"