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n. Rugby expression for a large gap through which one can run with the ball. The term has its roots in heavy drinking, as does rugby itself.
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Here now boyo. Wobble yer head a bit see, to throw them off kilter, and then plough up the lager hole.
I say. Spliffing idea old chap.
You're not English are you? It's Welsh we are. We hate the tommies.
Rather not my good fellow. Leeks rule! Etc.
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Cheap and nasty second rate lager, often something that's brought to a party, but never drank, unless everything else has ran out, or if it's the only thing that the off licence has left.
It was quite a party last night - by about midnight we were all on the cooking lager.
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Cheap and terrible drink. Used in England rarely.
Phill Jupitus: 'It's dog lager'
Arguably the greatest beer found on the West Coast of Canada, particularly on Vancover Island, British Columbia at the low price of $30 for a flat (24 beers). BC Lager's appearance is a gold can with two dancing bears, leading many people to call BC Lager "The Dancing Bear". Despite being the greatest beer on the West Coast, it does lose some credibility because it is a very obscure beer. Mostly Vancouver Island rednecks consume BC Lager making it less genuine.
Redneck Vancouver Islander one - Wanna go out tonight buddy?
Redneck Vancouver Islander two- I'm flat broke man, I can't afford beer because gas prices are too high and can't fill up my truck.
RVI one - Ahhh don't worry about it, we'll just get a flat of BC Lager for cheap.
RVI two - That sounds like a great idea to me! I love drinking out of that gold can with the two dancing bears!
RVI one - Yeah you do! By the way, BC Lager is making a commercial about the two dancing bears!
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A type of beer that tastes like shit, but it has 9% alcohol content, so you just fucking drink it.
Heineken, Foster's, and High Life are bitch beers. Real men drink Slalom Lager.
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Cheap, usually weak lager. Predominantly sold in cans, but occasionally sold on tap in pubs and clubs.
Cooking Lager has a very dull flavor and is normally heavily carbonated.
See also; Tramp Juice , Rat's Piss
Carling
Labatt
Tennent's Super
Carlsberg
Fosters
Castlemaine (XXXX)
Many poor quality lagers were not included on this list as they are too expensive to be classed as cooking lager
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The inexplicable tendancy of the arse to produce huge quantities of hot, runny faeces following a night of heavy drinking which need not involve drinking lager.
John: Shit, I've got lager arse
Dave: Too many beers I think
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