Laking

When a girl ejaculates during sex due to deep internal stimulation, and leaves a nice lake on the sheets. It then feels like your balls are sitting in a lake.

I've had to change my sheets three times this week because my girlfriend keeps laking!

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Laked

To be very stoned/high/ on Thc.

Mike and I got super laked before our adventure.

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Laking

To ejaculate an immense load on a female's face to the point where she physically can't breath (aka drowning in jizz).

"My bitch went laking last night. I shot so much on her face she nearly drowned."

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Lake

No one likes him hes an fuckboy with the smallest cock that’s gets no girls

It would suck to be lake

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Lake

A total bitch, Is a two faced twat who at first insults someone and says he isn't 12 when he acts like one, then later goes on about coding.
2. makes assumptions too quickly
3. A ordinary pedophile

Lake is a two faced bitch

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Lake

A person who thinks he is better than everyone else, yet self-conscious of himself, since he has an extremely small dick; synonymous with douchebag , jackass, tool, and prick

Katie: So, why did you and Tommy break up?
Claire: Because he was a Lake.

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Lakeing

To offer commentary on something - usually political - without knowing much about the issue at hand.

Often, a person who is Lakeing will let you know that they are doing so (often inadvertently) before they offer their "insight."

Joe: Now, I don't know too much about Social Security, but...*rambles on and on*
*Everyone else thinking* Oh damn, he's Lakeing again.

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