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lame duck husband

When a husband who used to be king shit in his house and marriage becomes powerless because his wife caught him doing something on the down low, and she refuses to leave him- but uses her knowledge of this event as emotional blackmail hence, usurping his powers- preventing him from any activity she deems unfit or not to her liking.

"Where's Sean? He's supposed to be my darts partner tonight!"
"Man- Jenn caught Sean fucking around with Kourtney. He's a lame duck husband from here on out!"

by HeroHandy May 8, 2019

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lame duck president

Used to describe a President during the period of time between losing an election (or being term limited) and the actual swearing in of the new President.

George W. Bush will be a lame duck President after the 2008 election.

by EricD June 27, 2005

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lame duck president

A President that already served his/her first term.

It usually means that the President can focus on different things now since they know they have nothing to lose (usually).

"George W. Bush is a lame duck president now!"

by Tzeentch February 16, 2005

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Lame Duck Film

A theatrical movie, usually a major blockbuster, that runs past it's designated release season (i.e. summer releases playing into fall, holiday movies in January or later, etc.) to the point where only a few theaters are showing them anymore, and there are usually less than ten people in the audience, and chances are most of them already saw it during it's initial release period.

Jane: Hey you wanna catch that new superhero flick this weekend?

Bob: I don't know, the theaters will be awfully crowded since it'll be just coming out. Let's wait a month or so until it becomes a lame duck film.

by GaaraoftheDamned November 21, 2013

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lame-duck resident

A late second term occupant of the White House that has caused nothing but chaos and consternation with his incompetency and abuse of power, and arrogantly ducks blame for the dire consequences of his corruption, much like water flowing off a duck's back.

"How much longer til this lame-duck resident is out of office?"

by bogotabro August 4, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Los Angeles Lame Duck

When one attempts to have intercourse without "wood".

the man ran out of viagra so he resulted in a Los Angeles Lame Duck

by Mattahew February 3, 2006

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Lame Arse Duck

Similar to lame arse dick but less offensive.

Hi Mark and Joe:

Happy Lame Arse Duck day!

Hope you celebrate accordingly

by Letsplaydarts December 18, 2019