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Land Shark

To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.

The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.

That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!

by iocat January 24, 2011

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Land Shark

A Land Shark is a common term used within Policing in the UK regarding General Purpose Police Dogs.

Let the Land Shark out, see if they can find them.
Watch out, I've let a land shark loose.

by Foxtrot-Uniform-Charlie-Kilo March 20, 2022


Land Shark

One who viciously pursues female prey without fail at any cost.

Fred is the biggest Land Shark I've ever known, look at that tramp he's leaving with!

by Akilldema July 12, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


Land Shark

A race car that circles it's pray before killing it at the line.

try him he like bate... red cars taste best

Land Shark it eats it's pray on the starting line and burps it out at the finish line.
Takes as many victims as it can on race days

A race car that is deadly on every run

by the land shark July 20, 2011

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Land Shark

One of 360 species of sharks, the Land Shark is a member of the Carcharinformes order (ground shark). Characterized by a sliding flap that covers eyes;

2 dorsal fins; 5 gill slits; no fin spines, commonly found in the west coast of North America, east coast of South America, northeast Atlantic,South Africa, southern Australia, and New Zealand; reproduction via eggcase, a single litter can have up to 52 pups that are laid at the water line at high tide. At low tide the pups are left to hatch and find their way to water. Hence the common name 'Land Shark'.

Uses meat, fin soup, and liver oil

Anal fin yes

Interesting Things land sharks are very shy

Number of Gills 5 gills

Coloring dark speckled grey on top, shaded grey on bottom
prey on small fish, squid and jellyfish

see Carcharinformes and search for Land Shark

by Carcharinformes August 12, 2010

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Land shark

A land shark is a cop who pulls onto the road and right when you notice them they pull up so close to your car to run your tag you can practically taste bacon. Oh, and of course ur riding dirty. With your cousin. Who's on probation. While your leaving the Mini Mart he just popped off for child support money.

Damn Ben, I hope you haven't fucked a girl who's raggin', cause tha Land sharks are out for blood today.......

by Melvin MILF September 6, 2011

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Land Shark

Commonly referred to as a player of Call of Duty or other "FPS" game who upon seeing an enemy go from completely standing to fully prone.

Their whole fucking team is a bunch of land sharks.

by Jewses Chrost September 6, 2013

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