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When a gentleman freezers a lard stick, and inserts it up ones bottom.
Whilst drinking a tom Collins
They ladies were playing around with the lardy finger
When your fart is so wet and juicy it qualifies as a lardy fart.
Just hit a lardy fart with how juicy it was
Eat a ton of food,drink a load of booze,
< get fat and party >
Come on everybody let's get down and LARDY !!