Launch It

The act of engaging all thrusters to send it into outer space. The phrase is usually accompanied by the Rocket Emoji.

Brad: "Tonight is going to be a full send, bro."
Matt: "Hell yeah dude, I'm going to absolutely launch it."

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launch

to fire someone

Mo got launched yesterday coz he fucked up big time.

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Launch

to introduce a new thing (bragging)

this weekend am launching a new girl

i launched my new outfit last weekend

that guy launches new chicks every weekend

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paper launch

A release of a product, especially a computer component, in extremely limited quantities, making it very difficult for consumers to get their hands on. The purpose of this is generally for a company to be able to say "we have the fastest chip", before they can actually produce large numbers of them.

Thus, the product isn't really "launched" to the market, it's only launched in press releases, hence "paper" launches.

"Hey man, I can't find any vendors that sell the new, ultra-fast Intel chip. Have you found it anywhere yet?"

"Nope, nobody has it. It's just another paper launch."

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abort launch

There is a point in the night of drinking when you have passed the point of no return, or you have launched. After you have launched are bound to black out, be an ass, or get into a fight. If it looks like your headed in that direction you might be able to refrain from that last drink that would put you over the edge and effectively abort launch.

Kellee told me to abort launch after she witnessed me double fisting two whiskey rocks.

Eric didn't yeld to my warnings to abort launch and ended up hitting on everyone at the bar.

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Launch a Dook

To drop a righteous turd bomb.

I'm gonna launch a dook. Your skin will burn ... your soul will weep ... you will lose faith in God.

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Hard Launch

An explicit and purposeful announcement of a romantic relationship, usually announced on social media.

Did you see Lizzo announced a Hard Launch with her new man on Instagram?!

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