lonleyraven lawsuit

threatening a bogus lawsuit via instant messenger

don't talk smack about him on your website, or he'll slap a lonleyraven lawsuit on you!

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Little Dick Lawsuit

When you are a shitty politician who overcompensates by filing frivolous lawsuits in order to build your own name in the press.

There goes Louisiana Attorney General Jeff Landry filing another little dick lawsuit and wasting the state’s taxpayer money...again.

Snatch Action Lawsuit

When a group of prostitutes sues one guy.

Cynthia: I hate that man, he robbed me and the sex wasn’t even good!
Patrica: I told him $30 for a blowie and he only gave me $29!
Charleen: Come on girls, let’s file a good ole snatch action lawsuit on accounts of cheap men and bad dick!

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class action lawsuit

A way of suing a corporation for big money and something increasingly corporations wish to deprive you of via their Terms of Service

Alt Definition: Legalese for a bunch of sons of a single bitch to come together and all fuck their bitch-ass mother at once

TikTok was able to settle the class action lawsuit before they would have to pay EVEN MORE money to everybody

lawsuit bird

An angry irrational woman, usually a soccer mom, that doesn't have any rational or logical tactics in an arugment, so she will yell "LAWSUIT! LAWSUIT!" in a crow-like voice in order to get people to do what she wants. Hence: Lawsuit bird.

It is rare for a lawsuit bird to actually go forth with a lawsuit.

I was raised by a lawsuit bird, so I usually got any class I wnated in high school because the schools feared a lawsuit.

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Lawsuits

I mean.... You said they were lawsuits and now you're saying they're "equivalent to lawsuits". So... You called them lawsuits because you wanted people to think that they were lawsuits even though that they are NOT lawsuits. Not very precise in your speech there, buddy. Or maybe that's what you mean! THAT'S IT!!! By "Be precise in your speech" he means "Use your words in a way that allows you to controll how what you're saying is interpreted, RATHER THAN what you actually mean"

Hym "They are either lawsuits or they're not. You clearly want people to think they are lawsuits so you lead with the claim that they are lawsuits and then as you reveal more information you dial it back into something MORE TRUE than your original statement. See, Bertrand Russel's criticism of Socrates."

Lawsuit Ratio

Similar to common Accounting Ratios used in Financial Analysis, the Lawsuit Ratio allows for a sufficient evaluation of a decision based on legal risk related to gains. It can be evaluated in a qualitative or quantitative way, and is calculated by using the formula:

Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Chances of Lawsuit / Potential Gains

-or-

Lawsuit Ratio (LR) = Current or future lawsuit projected Net Loss based on x decision / Current Revenue of x (or projected)

As LR approaches ZERO, the scenario becomes more favorable.

a. Because Jeff Bezos is an aggressive egg head and uses data for bad things, he had to settle out of court with William Sonoma.

Lawsuit ratio of Jeff Bezos selling identical products to William Sonoma = $25M Settlement / 1% of yearly revenue from those products

Astronomical Lawsuit Ratio!

b. If Bezos made a rocket to space that had ZERO negative effects on environment / ethics / or public opinion AND it was guaranteed that the net revenue per year of operation would be +$120B, then Lawsuit Ratio would be great :).

Lawsuit Ratio = Zero chance of lawsuit / $120B earnings

LR = 0 :)