Wet Lay-Up

While banging a girl on the bench at your local outdoor basketball court, you proceed to pull out your dripping wet hog and smack the unsuspected target in the face five or six times. Bonus points if you do it with your tongue out like Michael Jordan.

Jeff: anyone seen Chris?
Ronny: Think he’s at the courts trying to give Tina a wet lay-up after the game.

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lay you up

Shooting someone. Derived from a way one can score in basketball.

Yo man, you'se best be steppin 'fore I lay you up!

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picking 'em up, laying 'em down

to walk !

response from a young, darker pigmented human after being asked how he would get to "big game"

magoo! , how you getting to the game ? magoo: "picking 'em up, laying 'em down ! "

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Lay up

An easy shot at doing something

This analogy is taken from basketball, when you have the court clear in front of you and can just lay the ball up near the basket, and use one hand to bounce it off the backboard and into the basket. The layup is considered the most basic shot in basketball

Bro I got you her number and insta, and she was already into you, I handed you a lay up, and you still fucked it up?

The guy interviewing me for the job was an ex-colleague and my best friend. The interview was a layup.

layed up with the shits

When yo bitch ass got the mud butts and can't stand straight. You call out of work cause a niggas anus can't stop winkin and on fire that's when you layed up with the shits.

Layed up with the shits

Lays up

Laugh at yourself u pussy

Here comes Pete with the lays up