humping the floor layup

running like a fatass chunky monkey when you go for a layup. dont be like that. you look like you want to hump like a gay guy

that mf was doing a humping the floor layup running like that

Sussy Layup

when you go up for that sussy stinky slimy layup in 2k21

that bitch just hit me with the sussy layup

She’s layups

What guys say when referring to or talking about a girl who’s easy to bang. As if getting in her pants is as easy as making a layup in basketball.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you think I could get this girl?

Guy 2: Of course you can, she’s layups bro. You can get her easy.

Layup

While urinating, aiming for the side of the toilet/urinal instead of the middle in attempt to avoid splatter.

A: Dude, I hate those urinals, my aim was great but I still got piss all over my pants!
B: Have you tried going for a layup?