Rural Dictionary

LeBron

To betray (esp. publically) the way that Brutus did Caesar, Judas did Jesus, and LeBron James did Cleveland, Akron, and Cavs fans everywhere. It’s bad enough to defect secretly or quietly (i.e., Benedict Arnold), but it’s another thing to do it on ESPN -- digging the dagger as deep as possible. “Et tu, Brute?” That’s like not having the guts to break up face-to-face with your girlfriend of seven years, so you let her and the entire world know by simply changing your Facebook status to “single.” Really? Maybe it’s time to get the cursive “Loyalty” tattoo removed from the left side of your rib cage.

Son: Welcome to my parents golden anniversary everyone! While I have a moment on the mic, let me just say that you were terrible parents, Mom and Dad.

Dad: Are you LeBron-ing us? But we loved you unconditionally. We did anything we could to make you happy. We’re even letting you live in our basement. Does this mean you’re moving out?

Son: Yes. I’m taking my talents to South Beach.

by whiteboyDJ November 6, 2010

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Lebroning

the action of throwing yourself to the floor after a light brush by another player, person or animal. followed by an angry facial expression claiming it is not in any way your fault that you are on the ground

As he walked by the woman, her arm brushed against his and he thrust himself to the floor with an angry face. He was lebroning her

by dictionaryperson12345678906 February 18, 2014

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lebron

To screw someone over. To inadvertently cause harm to someone by not coming through in the clutch.

I'll pick you up at the airport. Don't worry bro I wouldn't lebron you like that.

by sherhag June 19, 2011

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Lebron

To leave work 12 minutes early

Steve: You left the office early yesterday
John: Oh yeah, just pulled a Lebron because I couldn't stand the pressure of having so much work.

Steve: Pulling a Lebron is such a bitch move

by mactus June 16, 2011

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