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When a girl cums creamy cum all over on accident
person 1: I was with this girl last night and we were at the movies and she cummed all over!
person 2: Naw dude she leeked!!!!
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A word you use to describe Marijuana. As they are both green.
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Chodiest chode who ever choded. Nigger cock slimy tit butt crack hole.
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Leek is a vegetable. But, the first time I've seen "Leeking" was in a text message. I didn't, back then, know its meaning. So, after some research I found "Leeking" is a typo/auto correct for "Lurking" and it referred to and accepted for someone who's been lurking around and lazy like leek. I also found it in some plumbing small businesses' names and it referred to "Leaking".
I found John leeking in the mall this morning, do you know what was that about?
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Crazy ass nigga in his prime on some real nigga shit.
"I kill niggas, MO LEEK."
"I smack niggas, MO LEEK."
"I stay up past 11, MO LEEK."
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Better than your average everyday thrift store, far more exciting than a nasty old roadside yard sale and with a selection ten times more vast than the Swap Shop -- It's not just any regular sale, it's a Leek Sale, and it's fabulous because it exists only in the world of Micro Type Pro. Among the many titillating things you can find at a Leek Sale, a few are:
a jak salad;
a sad dad;
hash;
a fir desk;
a dike;
At a Leek Sale you will also find a good deal of lads and lasses to ask. Don't ask me what you're supposed to ask them –– you can ask a sad dad that.
Worry not if you don't find a great deal at a Leek Sale, because all jaks fall. Just remember to read all fall ads and add a jak next time, and all should be well.
Key the following line at a brisk pace and strike ENTER:
she had a leek sale; she held a leek; a jak salad; all jaks fall; he had a fir desk; a dike; she has had hash; all sad dads fall; as a lad falls;
Person 1: That Leek Sale sucked. I didn't find anything I wanted.
Person 2: Don't worry. All lads fall. We'll have better luck next time –– let's stop at Ruby Tuesday's on the way home. I've got a hankering for a jak salad.
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A girl or slut that does freaky things all the time. She never can have enough sex. She can do every sex position imaginable and make up her own. Petey Pablo made a theme song for these women, Freek-a-Leek. They may also often have ghetto names.
Rodeesha is a Freek-a-Leek.
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