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lemon

a guy who is super expeditiously completely utterly with-all-of-their-being zesty but you wanna be secretive about it so you call them a lemon instead

person 1: that guy is such a zest fest omg
person 2: girl nobody uses that phrase anymore we use lemon now it’s cuter
person 1: oh wow ur right that’s so camp 😜

by fairisfoul June 15, 2023

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


lemon

1) A species of citrus plant that, depending on variety, produces orange, yellow, or green fruits with a bitter-tasting skin and a pulp which ranges from mildly sweet to very sour. Lemon trees are grown in tropical, subtropical, desert, and some temparate regions.

2) An erotic or adult fan-story about an anime or videogame character which was written by some sick pervert for the purpose of providing wank material for the Wapanese and the fanboy otaku who frequently attend cosplay conventions.

1) Lemon beverages are a popular drink during the summer.

2) The fanboy had a staggering collection of lemons on his shelf, next to the crate of hand lotion and 12-pack of toilet paper.

by anime sucks September 16, 2003

108πŸ‘ 110πŸ‘Ž


lemon

a citric acid virus that kills every cartoon character who eats it

lemon lemon lemon

by Random πŸ˜‚ February 1, 2022

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


lemon

A pornographic fanfiction that consists of almost nothing but explicit, usually badly-written, sex scenes. This is the kind of stuff that gives all fan fic authors a bad name.

Some idiot fangirl has a whole bunch of lemons on her website.

by Gazuga April 4, 2004

19πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


lemon

a fat oaf who sits on the sofa eating monkey nuts wanking there Nan every Tuesday so you are a fat cunt you fat pleb fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

shut up you fat fucking lemon

by lewis boi March 25, 2019

10πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


lemon

An extremely tank human being, beyond belief, second to none
who can beat a terry up with his lemon knuckles
has had many songs dedicated to him
Cannot withstand more than 5 minutes of the beach
Has a group of mates with chodes
Fingered a ranger
the hottest ranger to rome the planet Earth
Got jacked of Threee times without a blanket
Resides in West side asia

*At a bodybuilding convention*
Holy fuck They look like lemon
Wait is that him
no no its arnold swatanigger
NO its a LEMON
lalalalala

by MX SHREDDER October 2, 2007

7πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


lemon

A lesbian with a bad attitude.

So when I asked for more foam on my latte, the lemon adjusted her mullet under her baseball cap before giving me the evil eye.

by Chris May 14, 2004

33πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž