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stroke the dog through the letterbox

stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.

I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.

by C February 24, 2004

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chew an apple through a letterbox

somebody with buck teeth

he's got teeth so big he could chew an apple through a letterbox

by quotinglammy October 15, 2008

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Patting the dog through the letterbox

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.

Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

by Berkut666 October 27, 2011


Feed the dog through the letterbox

To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.

I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.

by Ice Ice Ice Baby January 9, 2009

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Letterboxing

The act of a queer person pretending to be cishet in certain situations, (e.g the workplace) to avoid homophobia and/or transphobia. Usually not closeted to themselves or close friends.

Man 1: Hey, so I’m actually a trans man, not a cis man like I let you all assume.

Man 2: It’s cool dude. You know, I’m…I’m actually bi. Anyone else here letterboxing?
*a few others slowly raise their hands*

by Corvus_ July 29, 2021


Letterboxed

-to be influenced by alcohol or Narcotics beyond ones normal limits

Alan: “Those pills were fucking amazing

Jimmy: “Yeah man, you were absolutely letterboxed

by Red ‘rarri May 30, 2018


spitting in her letterbox

Climaxing with very little ejaculate

As I’d already blown my load in her mouth, when I finished actual intercourse it was like spitting in her letterbox.

by Mr Rusty July 18, 2022