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stroke the dog through the letterbox

stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.

I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.

by C February 24, 2004

31πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


chew an apple through a letterbox

somebody with buck teeth

he's got teeth so big he could chew an apple through a letterbox

by quotinglammy October 15, 2008

38πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Patting the dog through the letterbox

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.

Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

by Berkut666 October 27, 2011


Feed the dog through the letterbox

To push your hand down behind a woman's underwear and access her lady bits from the front while not removing dress/skirt/trousers.

I can't believe that Madonna let Vanilla Ice feed the dog through the letterbox in her Sex book.

by Ice Ice Ice Baby January 9, 2009

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


spitting in her letterbox

Climaxing with very little ejaculate

As I’d already blown my load in her mouth, when I finished actual intercourse it was like spitting in her letterbox.

by Mr Rusty July 18, 2022


Letterboxing

The act of a queer person pretending to be cishet in certain situations, (e.g the workplace) to avoid homophobia and/or transphobia. Usually not closeted to themselves or close friends.

Man 1: Hey, so I’m actually a trans man, not a cis man like I let you all assume.

Man 2: It’s cool dude. You know, I’m…I’m actually bi. Anyone else here letterboxing?
*a few others slowly raise their hands*

by Corvus_ July 29, 2021


Welsh Letterbox

The Welsh Letterbox is like a glory hole for ladies. Simple dangle your flaps through the slit for a fun time!

Oh butt, going down the car par toilet for a Welsh Letterbox later, you up for it or what?!?

by Bobble83 December 2, 2022