Levittown (New York)

Like the Wantagh Indians said, "Levittown (an indian word) means 'Land With No Basements.'"

Q - Got a rumpus room?
A - Nope, I live in Levittown (New York).

Or

Q - Have you any extra storage downstairs?
A - No. There is no "downstairs," I live in Levittown (New York).

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Levittown Shoe Polish

When you get ketchup (or any other low class condiment) on your shoe.

Oh man, these Ale House sliders are dope. Whoops, got some Levittown Shoe Polish in my Timberlands.

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