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Anal sex involving electrical appliances.
She was feeling kinky last night, so we gave eachother Frederick Lightswitches.
Being fingered by a mentally retarded person
Minnesota Lightswitch Time (With finger extended) Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh Ouugh
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A rave party where you turn the lights on and off repeatedly.
Only done by The Cheat.
"the sistem is down th-th-the sistem is down, down down down... (lights flash on and off repeadtedly)
"the cheat is grounded...
"I installed that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not throw lightswitch raves!"
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A fictional device "invented" by 2 mentally retarded KKK members in 2013. It would supposedly kill all Muslims in their sleep. Although the device never existed, just thinking about it was enough to get them arrested by equally mentally retarded FBI agents.
A Hiroshima lightswitch will kill all Muslims, I think.
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Having a very small, short, ying yang.
Man, did you see that guy in that Calvin Klein underwear? He was hung like a lightswitch.
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She just sat with her legs up, pants down, and playing with her lightswitch until she squirt.
That girl kept playing me like I was dumb, lightswitch.