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Slept Like A Baby

A metaphor that literally means a person slept peacefully throughout the night.

Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".

I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.

Slept Like A Baby

by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 19, 2019

22πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


talking like a baby

Talking like a baby - using a soft voice to speak and saying a lot of words wrong

Person 1: heyooo
Person 2: hey, how are you?
Person 1: I good, how is u doin?
Person 2: I’m good, just why are you talking like that?
Person 1: like wot?
Person 2: like dis
Person 1: dats just how I talk
Person 2: ok?

This is how talking like a baby is

by HighOnMushrooms June 22, 2021


Slept like a baby

when you sleep damn well

freddy: i feel so rested bro, i slept like a baby

by stready February 18, 2019


Slept Like a Baby

Something someone says as a metaphor, but what they don’t realize is babies wake up crying every 2 hours for food or a diaper change.

Person D (D for dumb): Man I slept like a baby last night
Person C(For common sense): Babies sleeping schedule is very unorganized cluttered and they wake up randomly
(Now that I think about it the saying is kinda tru abt me lmao)

by lex_and_em February 12, 2019

9πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Slept like a baby

When ABDL, babyfur, DDLG or littles go to sleep wearing a diaper, snuggling plushies, sucking on pacifiers, experiencing peaceful bliss and being adorable

I put on a PeekABU, grabbed Stitch and my paci and slept like a baby.

by diaperpup February 17, 2019

8πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


cry like a baby

To cry in a disconsolate manner.

I can't watch those sappy movies because I just cry like a baby every time.

by English1O1 November 3, 2017

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Hitting the clubs like a baby seal

A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.

Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."

by byrdfl3w January 25, 2011

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž