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A teenage Native American that partakes in stereotypical American ghetto culture.
"Fuck, that little red riding hoodlum had better go back to his reservation and stop calling me bro."
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An unusual burger that comes with bruschetta... or something.
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Little Red Bruschett-a Burger, you should try it!"
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Your boyfriend is been a wanker, annoying you all night, you really want to just smother his face so you secretly feed him a couple of xanax and wait until he falls into a deep slumber. It is perfect timing as you are on your period and have thick menstrual blood gushing from your snatch. You take your underwear off and pull out a nice juicy and succulent tampon. You sensually rub the tampon over your smug boyfriends face and lips and then sit your bleeding pussy on his face. Your menstrual blood smears all over his pretty little face, you make sure his lips are parted so he can taste all the juices flowing from your tight little cunt. You do this until his face looks like it belongs in a Quentin Tarrinto movie. You really want to make sure you get a few stringy blood clots smeared across his perfect face and also a few clots in his hair that will dry over night.
"If you don't shut up I'm gonna get my friend little red riding cunt to smother you with her bleeding vagina!"
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(Israeli expression)
When you invite someone to meet on an innocent pretence and then ambush them (for example beat them up, kill them, blackmail them)
Dude, this guy invited me for a pizza and it actually was a little red riding hood
Upon finishing having sex with your partner you leave their place and proceed to kill and eat their grandmother. Afterwards you lay in waiting in grandmothers clothes for her to visit.
Dude, I got to do the Little Red Riding Hood to this chick last night.
Did she bring a picnic basket of food?
Of course not.
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When you bang/fingerblast a biddy while they're on their period
*Does not apply to eating the red snapper, that shit's nasty*
"I totally went Little Red Riding Hood last night after crushing a rack of Beer30 Light.
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