Loach

When a Man's sack hangs lower than his penis.

My loach is very embarressing.

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getting loached

spending hours of time getting something super-rare only to trade it in for something of poor/less/unnecessary/stupid value.

getting loached
Hyrule Loach=50 Rupees, 2 Pink Tails=1 Adamant Armor.

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toady loach

An unatrative leeching cunt of a woman,a bottom feeding parasite of a person.

Sally ,that toady loach,bummed another 20 bucks off me. Why doesn't she use that gold mine between her legs for something else than a tuna factory?

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clown loach

A really cool fish. They are bottom eaters and they clean your gravel for you by eating the stuff on the bottom. I have had them in the past and thought they were cool.

I like clown loaches and a number of other fish

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coolie loach

A relatively all-purpose term used to insult a person, place, thing, or idea.

You're a coolie loach.

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Loach

Noun describing a friend or relative who stays at your house or event longer than they are welcome. Typically it is used to describe someone who is closer than an informal friend. Family and friends who you feel an obligation to are the most likely candidates to illustrate Loach-like qualities.

There is no time limit to overstaying their welcome. For instance, a family member who stays for one day after Thanksgiving might not be a Loach, whereas someone who stays for 30 minutes after the last guest has left, might be a Loach.

“Steve is such a Loach, he stayed at the party a full hour after everyone left.”

“We better have a plan for your Aunt when she comes to dinner. She’s can be a Loach and want to chat forever.”

Loach

Stretched out pussy lips

That stripper sure had a loach hanging off her pussy tonight....