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Song by the band Empiracy.
Exhibiting grindcore elements and melodic deathmetal.
A song which started a new era of sound for Empiracy following the song "The Wellread Goodbye" which is most notably the song which the band started tremollo picking.
This song is very dredge the loch
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A rather large man that gets aroused by shitting in urinals. Especially at schools.
Yea I walked into school the other day and I saw a wild David loch in the bathroom
The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.
Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.
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The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.
The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such
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The rare event when ones excrement is so long that the turd snakes its way through the plumbing of a modern toilet and disappears forever leaving the owner disappointed and without proof of his/her astonishing accomplishment.
Joe, relieved from his ordeal, stood up from the toilet and turned around to admire his work only to see the Lochness Poo slip away in search of deeper waters...
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1) Large body of water in the Scotish Highlands. Loch Ness rose to fame due to the myth of a large monster inhabiting the waters. Probably the only place in Scotland that American tourists are familiar with becase of:
2) A tragic film in which Ted Danson's reputation was well and truly drowned.
Rob: I saw Loch Ness the other day.
Pete: In Scotland?
Rob: No, in the DVD bargain bucket at the petrol station.
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