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Another word for love.
It is easy to type loft instead of love on a predictive texting phone.
yo carla, i loft you
awh thanks eleanor, i loft you too!
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A state of relaxation. Just hanging out.
Q: You going to the party tonight
A: No im just lofting at home tonight
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I'm lofting on a hammock
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To leave something behind, which then becomes lost
I didn't lose my brush, I LOFT it
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A man's belly; usually the portion that hangs over his belt or waistband. Forehead padding when giving a blowjob or when your face is in his junk.
No belt buckle marks on my forehead thanks to that dude's awesome loft.
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(adj) the act of drunkenly bringing home a random male/female hook up to a bed which is raised four feet or more off the ground.
who are you going to be lofting tonight?
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One of the greatest footballing moves ever created and is used quite frequently by arsenals defensive midfielder legend, Alex Song Bilong.
commentator 'Song Bilong with another beautiful LOFTED HOOF!!!!!'
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Sertraline aka Zoloft (Sir Loft) works by increasing the levels of Serotonin a neurotransmitter in the brain. It works better controlling anxiety and panic symptoms however than depression. Side effects are more common than the literature suggests including weight gain, hair loss, decreased libido and xerostomia (whatever the fuck that is). Then there's the Sertraline Discontinuation Syndrome that includes a particularly nasty feature called brain zaps or flips, that feels like an electric shock passing through your brain.
You're still on the Sir Loft aren't you, you got those dead eyes and ashen skin.