Long Dong Ranger

A stripper, very young, and extremely crazy. He likes being in cakes, giant brownies, and any other desert. He wears speedos and loves pop music, such as Lady GaGa, which makes great background music while he dances. He's an all around amazing guy.

I had the Long Dong Ranger at my birthday party, a good time was had by all.

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Long dong kong

A hairy strong man with a big penis.
He is usually strong physically and sexually and quite hairy and macho.
Long Dong Kong

"Aly is such a stud , He is a Long Dong Kong."

"Damn girl look at that hairy muscular he-man with that delicious bulge, both his muscles and penis are strong, what a Long dong kong"

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Long dong silver

When you put your penis in between to fish fillets and she sucks it then uses the cum for tartar sauce

She loved the long dong silver

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long dong silva

The man with the longest dick in the world.

Jack:"Whoa, did you here of long dong silva? He has like a 1m long dick.!
Michael:"Man that's long. But i still don't understand how he masturbates. Wouldn't he die of the bloodpressure in his dick?"
Jack:"That's a good question. I think he didn't even try to. He knows what would happen."

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hong kong long dong

Noun. An asian person of any asian country with an penis longer than what stereotypes make us expect. A long penis belonging to an asian person

Woah, have seen Chang's dick? He's totally a Hong Kong Long Dong

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Capt'n Long Dong Silver

HAS A HUGE DONG, LOVES BOOTY

ARRRRGHH

"Prepare to be broadsided by Capt'n Long Dong Silver"

Long Dong Ping Pong

Having a stiff cock and your pants pulled down, then having a ping pong match in order to prove that you have the superior family gems. Done usually when you are beyond wasted and/or high at a party to entertain those around you for petty compliments and rewards.

Dude #1: "Dude, did you see Zach's Long Dong Ping Pong game last night at Austin's?"

Dude #2: "Yeah dude! It was hella sick! Sucked that his cum got everywhere though man."

Dude #1: "Dude we should totally have a Long Dong Ping Pong game tonight!"

Dude #2: "Hell fucken yeah man! Let's do it!"

*the two men were then kicked outa class and just kept on fucking around the next couple years*

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