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A man named Johnson who has a dick so long that it appears in his name.
There goes Long dick Johnson with his long dick again.
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When you’re enjoying life with a long dick.
Oh my god. My long dick life is great. #ldl
Gun. Used by Officer Slate in the Movie Superbad.
Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law.
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Everyone knows midgets DO NOT have a long wanker. That being said, you say this When you are telling a story that is hard to believe but very true
- Linda listen. This ain’t no long dick on a midget okay I really did this
When you are clapping your girls cheeks so incredible you become thanos
Bro fr the other day I fucked my girl so hard she called me big daddy long dick
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Minimal planning, maximal shooting. Long dick style is when you "plan" is simply to run in guns blazing and hope for the best.
1: The enemy is held up in that building up there, what's our plan?
2: Fuck it, let's Long Dick it.
1: Roger that, Long Dick Style it is
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A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.
All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.
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