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A board made of multiple plys of many kinds of wood, it has wide trucks and big wheels. The Longboard will put all eyes on you. People will be brought to their knees from sheer awesomeness. You will wake up and be recognized as a God/Goddess. To ride the Longboard is to rule the World.
You: So yeah I was riding to work on my Longboard when-
Friends: What!? Oh My God. You have a Longboard! I wish I was as amazing as you. You complete this world, my king! *Friend weeps*
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Like a cross between surfing and skateboarding, but 10 times as kickass, longboarding involves a long board from 30' to 49' long, on average. Longboarding down big hills can put you at 50 MPH, and falling will be really bloody. Carving is the main movement in longboarding, and involves leaning to turn and slow down while bombing a hill.
Im goin skateboarding after school. you in?
Fuck that! longboarding is for the real bad asses
No way, skateboarding you can do tricks! longboarding is gay. you have to stay on the ground
hey, the smaller your baord, the smaller your dick. And talk to me when youve done fifly miles an hour on your microdick of a board
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an intelligente person who is usually more chill than a regular skateboarder and is less likely to do drugs. sometimes an adrenaline junkie
skater: hey man wanna smoke some weed
longboarder : no thanks bruh I'm to busy bombing hills and chillin
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A surfboard from 8 to 12 feet, though it can go bigger. Easy to catch waves on, though waves over 9 feet it gets a bit nasty.
Easy to paddle, too.
I got a 9'0 longgy, pretty easy to paddle.
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Eating ass while hanging from your toenails.
I'm looking for a chick who loves longboarding and deep throating.
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A very close mimic to the sport of skateboarding, made for losers who never managed to learn an ollie within a week, so they decided to retreat to longboarding. This so-called sport allows 14-year-old wannabe-skaters to claim they skate, but disappoint everybody when seen in public with a longboard. On a longboard, there are not so many tricks, and tricks have little to no use. All parts of the board (Wheels, deck, trucks) are oversized, making the board almost useless, and considered stupid by many.
Many people quit skateboarding and pick up a longboard because they fail so hard and know it would be embarrassing, so as an excuse for not knowing tricks, pussy teenage "skaters" they ride around on a longboard. True skaters and such consider longboarders "Gay-ass faggots who have no life and eat dick for a living" (true story).
Jacob: My name is Jacob, and I love skateboarding!
Abdi: Really? I had no idea!
*later that day*
Abdi: Where's your skateboard?
Jacob: This is it! *holds up longboard*
Abdi: That's a longboard, you fucking dumbass. Longboarding is different from skating.
Jacob: No, it's a skateboard, and I'm good at it!
Senor Chang: Hah, GAYYYY!
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