A gay person so flamboyant and in love with hot baths.
“Gary is such a gay loofa! He loves flailing his hands around gayly always talking about the types of bath bombs he puts in his hot baths”
When while in the shower with your girl, she licks the bar of soap then proceeds to clean your gooch/lower ball area with her tongue.
dave- you scrub the gooch?"
you-"who needs scrubbing when i've got my girl and the hairy loofa"
An Alyssia Loofa is a person who has two amazing bff's, one called T and the other M.
"Hey that girl's bff's are called Margeret and Tapollah, she is an Alyssia Loofa".