When while in the shower with your girl, she licks the bar of soap then proceeds to clean your gooch/lower ball area with her tongue.
dave- you scrub the gooch?"
you-"who needs scrubbing when i've got my girl and the hairy loofa"
A gay person so flamboyant and in love with hot baths.
“Gary is such a gay loofa! He loves flailing his hands around gayly always talking about the types of bath bombs he puts in his hot baths”
An Alyssia Loofa is a person who has two amazing bff's, one called T and the other M.
"Hey that girl's bff's are called Margeret and Tapollah, she is an Alyssia Loofa".