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When a black person dies and the surviving family members get rich off the lawsuit that they file.
"After Jamal got shot by the cops. His mom hit the nigger lottery, when she sued the city."
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The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.
Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.
Filing a fake/scam disability claim, so you can avoid having a job, and instead live easy off the hard work of others.
Oh great, I see Norma won the Buffalo Lottery and gets to stay home and watch TV all day, while I have to work a 40-hour week and pay taxes.
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someone who wins money from some sort of law suit. Typically because they or someone else was injured
Jack just won the redneck lottery after the car hit him, just enough to buy a case of beer
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A novel way of further taxing poor people.
" Oi know oim dahn to me last quid but oi moight just win the lot-ry!"
When someone leaves a project quickly and unexpectedly. Typically referring to the risk associated with the tribal knowledge someone has that puts a project or business at risk when they leave the company. Some one would leave if they got hit by a bus (Die) or win the lottery (Not need the Job anymore)
Sue won the lottery bus and will not be back to work. (Not knowing why she is gone)
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If John gets hit by the lottery bus we will all be hurting to get this project completed on schedule.
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A woman gets quadruple-stuffed by four separate creeds: Black, Asian, White, and Mexican. Wait nine months. After the baby pops out, observe its color and distinctive features. Whichever guy is the father is proclaimed the winner and is exempt from alimony. The other three have to chip in.
"Hey, Henry, you've got an Asian friend, right? We need a fourth for the rainbow lottery tonight."
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