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When you are having sex in the doggy style position, face down ass up. When the girl starts to complain and/or crying about the uncomfortable position, you donkey punch her directly in the back of the head to shut her up.
"Mike was banging that chick from the bar he met the other night. She started getting pretty whiny towards the end, so he gave her a Biloxi Love Tap!!"
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When you wake up in the morning and roll over, accidentally elbowing your partner in the face.
My girlfriend has a bruise on her forehead. I hope people don't think I beat her. It was just a morning love tap!
Refers to the post-coital act of aggressive affection wherein a man finishes in his partner’s mouth and follows his release with a punishing blow to the semen recipient’s tummy forcing he or she to emit the pearl jam onto his chest/collarbone region. The freshly glazed man then has the option to permit his partner to retrieve the load in a fitting way. Furthermore, the shooter can then ask for or take back his splooge making the whole debacle an elaborate method of felching.
I was initially leary at the prospect of a Pennsylvania Love Tap from my boo, but I have to admit, I really dug it.
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When you take a shit, and the shit is so large that is exits the rectum, stands vertically for a while in the toilet and then proceeds to fall down, smacking ones balls on the way, before plunging into the water, forcing you to use that last bit of toilet paper to wipe doo-doo of your nut sack.
Steve: "Dude, why did you take so long in the bathroom?"
James: "Bro, I just got leaning tower love tapped, it's not my fault."
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The alarming fact that many women in West Virginia want to be abused and treat any attention, such as getting thrown down stairs or slapped in the face as love.
West Virginia Love Tap ....I gave that bitch a West Virginia Love Tap, Bitches love West Virginia love taps..."West Virginia Love Song" by Jay Shultz & Erin Fisher and "He Hit Me and It Felt Like a Kiss" by Carol King.
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While receiving a blow job the privileged receiver holds the nostrils of the submissive giver restricting airflow while sucking and when the giver stops for a breath of air the receiver slaps the giver across the face as hard as they can allowing the giver to gasp for air before the receiver shoves the givers mouth down on shaft while shouting "diver down"
I told her I express my emotions through the Jacque Cousteau love tap
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The tap certain Uchihas give to people they care about (Itachi poking Sasuke, Sasuke poking or "love taping" Sakura or Sarada)
"Next time." Sasuke says to Sakura as he leaves the village for his journey, as he gently love taps her on the forehead.