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The gender reversal of a blumpkin, where the girl is steaming down a hot load on the toilet while her front hole is being eaten out.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin earlier this week, so I felt it only chivalrous to reciprocate and give her a low tide oyster shack for the ages.
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1) Associated with the verb of leave. For exaple, leaving. Used primarily when you and your firends are at a party and realize its crap. So you want to leave.
2) When are guys balls are itchy and he wishes to alert people to that fact before scratching.
1) guy a; "Man! who's party's this"
guy b; "dunno man, Its fucked"
guy c; "i think its some guy called dave"
camel toe
dave; "This parties crap"
guy a; "yeah, tides low crabs are on the rocks"
2) guy a; "Tides low, crabs are on the rocks"
guy b; "stop scratching your balls fuckhead"
girl a (skanky hoe); "i'll scratch your balls for you"
girl b (previoulsy skanky hoe); "he gave me crabs"
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Low Tide Cocktail
By R. Craig Zipkis
2 parts pineapple juice
1 part coconut rum
1 part seltzer water
A floater of dark rum is known as Bay Scum (because what floats at low tide?)
Or, a floater of banana rum is known as Garbage Barge (because where do you find banana peels?).
Give me a Low Tide with a Garbage Barge, hold the Bay Scum.
Damn bro your pap needs to purchase some Bosley for his low tide
Describing Natasha's surly attitude when interacting with others in her cohort. An attitude description epitomizing malevolence. (Adjective)
She was so mean-lower low tide to Chris today, why is she so unkind?
When you’re getting a blumpkin and the tide goes out only to discover it’s been an octopus taking one for the love of the game
Dude 1: I’d like a low tide stranger
Dude 2: you can’t ask our bartender for that!
Dude 1: it’s a drink bruhv wtf
Dude 2: wait they did what? They made a drink called that?
Dude 1: yeah bruhv I remember that time at Ocean Isle Beach I was hyper pressed it was an octopus but looking back no cap shid was bussin. Gotta be a tribute.
Dude 2: You think THAT’S why they made it a drink?
Dude 1: game recognize game