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Lucius Malfoy is the father of Draco and husband to Narcissa Malfoy. He is a Death Eater and all around baddie in the Harry Potter books though in the last installment of the series, the Deathly Hallows, Lucius' pureblood ideals seem to take a back seat to protecting his family. In the second book, he was responsible for getting Tom Riddle's diary into Ginny Weasley's hands and thus reopening the Chamber of Secrets. He was a high ranking Death Eater in Voldemort's inner circle until he screwed up and got thrown into Azkaban prison for the Department of Mysteries debacle. Lucius is known for his wealth and influence in the Wizarding community despite his prejudice against Muggle Borns like Hermione Granger. He is portrayed by Jason Isaacs in the Harry Potter films.
Hermione: Wow, that Lucius Malfoy is a real fox! Too bad he's such a prejudiced prick and would probably Avada me if I offered to polish his broomstick...
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Arkhion V. Svanhild's abunjing abunjing, safe place, moon, and his one and only.
many people doesn't want arkhion and Lucius Hale together but despite that, they still love each other no matter what other people will.
The gay father of Draco Malfoy in the Harry Potter book series and movies, who has the hair every girl dreams of.
Person 1: Hey, did you see Lucius Malfoy in Harry Potter?
Person 2: OMG yes!
Person 1: I know! Isn't he HOT?!?!
Person 2: Actually, I meant that I wish I had his hair.
Person 3: Oh yeah, it does remind me of my aunt's!
People 1 and 2: Lucky Aunt!!!!
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When someone sends or says a unfunny meme or joke
Aidan: “ you see the meme in the group chat”
You: “ yea the Lucius meme”
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When some one sends a unfunny or says and unfunny joke/meme
Aj: “you see that meme in the group chat
You: “yea the Lucius meme”
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Lucius Malfoy is a pureblood wizard and a high ranking Death Eater. Lucius' dull wit caused him to lose favor with the Dark Lord towards the end of the series.
Contrary to the opinions of deluded fangirls, having a pale pointed face is in no way sexy. The term "Lucius Malfoy" could be used to describe a person who is incompetent.
That guy is such a Lucius Malfoy! He can't do anything right!
I hope I don't get a Lucius Malfoy as my lab partner.
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When two men are having sex, one runs toward a wall, does a back flip off it and slaps the other man in the face with his dick while mid air.
"Did you hear? Shane gave Ricky a Dirty Lucius, you can still see the bruise left on Ricky's face!"
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