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Jean-Claude Juncker: what happened, why is UK still in the EU?
Michel Barnier: Oh, we couldn't finish the negotiations, BoJo is such a Luisa queen..
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Luisa is a strong female and she is hehehehheheheb a slag
Luisa is peng
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Luisa is the kindest human being you’ll ever meet. Apologizes for the smallest things in fear of hurting others. Luisa will always have your back and will listen to you, no questions asked. They are deathly funny and they try hard at anything. Kind of dense, but Luisa makes this quality unbearably adorable. Luisa probably has 5 cats and has an odd affiliation with Pokémon. They have a heart of gold, and likes the Walten Files. Has an alarming amount of friends and can make anyone smile. If you have a Luisa, know that you’re the luckiest person to ever walk the Earth.
dude 1: bro who is that
dude 2: u don’t know them? that’s Luisa they’re so swag
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Luisa is the most retarded person you'll ever meet ❤️ she will record you when she gets mad at you🤪 when you tell her you don't want to be friends any more she will ask if your still friends ✨ she falls in love with your bf/gf and will try to get them to like her...🧸
Luisa: hey are you still with your girlfriend?
Boyfriend: yeah?
Luisa: if you weren't with her who would you date?*blushes*
Boyfriend: nobody 1. I would be dead 2. Not you!!
Luisa:*records boyfriend because he is apparently being mean to her*
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Usually a Light skin female that often chases every guy at school. A really smart girl, but naive. Easy to get in bed with.
Person 1: Dude i hooked up with Luisa last night
Person 2:what the hell man! You better get an STD test
Person 1: what?? I thought she was a really smart girl?
Person 2: She is. But shes hooks up with everyone
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The worst sex you ever had. Someone who is terrible in bed
Damn...she was so hot , but it turns out she was a total Luisa in bed
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The most amazing person in the world, she dont give a fuck at all about what people think and everyone likes her because shes so god damn funny! Luisa is amazing and is fun to hang out with, she likes to let loose and just be chill with people. If you get in her face, say goodbye!
Luisa Jackson: Hey guys
Group: LUISA!!! omg it is you
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