Getting head while you take a dump.
she gives lumpkins at moncton high, half off on tuesdays.
When a man sits on a toilet, takes a shit, and gets a blowjob at the same time. In other words pure satisfaction.
Perv: will you give me a lumpkin?
yo kid, I can't wait til I get out of class early so I can chill at home and smoke a lumpkin to the head.
The act of a man reciveing oral sex while he is a having a bowel movement.
"Dude Sally gave Jim a lumpkin last night!"
"Damn that's pretty gross."
a lesbian blumpkin. A woman eats out her lesbian friend while she proceeds to doo doo.
Jill gave Lisa a Lumpkin in the locker room after tennis practice
A blowjob performed in a nightclub restroom that is interupted by The Staff and the two involved are kicked out of the club without finishing.
Did you hear those 2 in the next stall getting dragged out of here after giving a Lumpkin?
Latin for really small pumpkin
mommy can i go get a lumpkin today for holloween please?