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A Maarten is a person who is manipulative, lies a lot, and overall not to be trusted. They drink mostly alcohol.
Maarten's immediately believe everything they hear/read that fit's their own political/social ideas and do not want to hear anything that rivals these believes.
They are not open for discussion/other opinions and like to take the word all night, while drinking alcoholic beverages and lie.
Let's go full blown Maarten tonight (let's lie to eachother and drink strong drinks/get very drunk)
A Maarten is the highest rank in gaming
ans he has the biggest Dick in the world
Oh I am Level 100 i am such a Maarten
Thats a Maarten Dick
A very big man witch is very buff and always wears flexing t-shirts. but he really tries to hard like a beta male
look a beta male
me: he is really a Maarten
him: yes yes
or:
me: In the summer you' ve gone a lot to the gym, you look like a real Maarten, wow
you: thanks
Being absent without letting friends know
A friend, let's call him Maarten, and you decide to meet up for a spliff. You're at the meeting point, the spliff ir rolled, litten and abut to be inhaled. Maarten is late.... an hour late.... a few hours late. You have tried calling him several times but nobody answers. After 12984723894 hours, you get a text from Maarten claiming he is sick and is not coming today (which was pretty obvious by then anyways). This is 'pulling a maarten' and the lesson is that when you are sick, you are not able to call people to let them know in time!!!