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Surfing the web in the act of using a MacBook, preferably with an exciting, outgoing attitude.
"Honey, get off the computer."
"Not now, Mom. I'm MacBooking."
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Apples laptop with a 5 hour battery life.Period
I have a MAC!!!!!!
Mac?
Yes that overpriced computers by apple.
Did you pay $999 for a laptop that does the same as one from $499.
Yes if you want a black color and 200 MHz more you pay 1399
Dude serious, how are the graphics in cod4
It doest even open cod4 cuz it has a bad graphics card.
Owh, Unreal tournament 3
Nope to bad,
Super mario 64 in a emulator
It works but the fan goes to 6200 rpm after 2 minutes playing.
Owh, how is battery life
5 Hours
OMG, my alienware only get 30 minutes
HAHAHA
My alienware with its Dual SLI 8800 GTX and 2,8 Ghz beats macbook.
Really, do you carry a diesel generator to play 1 hour
No i use "stealth" mode to get 2 hours battery life.
What? a B-2 Stealth bomber? OMG
No, then the Gpu and Cpu gets under clocked
Macs dont need that shit.
Macs are just too big overpriced iPods
Haha, my mac has a magnetic power cord.
My alienware has 2 1000 watt power supplies to keep it just running.
Lol, mine is only 70 watt
Do you have a backlit keyboard,
No, you need to go pro for that ($2000)
Do you have customizable lights everywhere
No just a White apple on the back and a green caps lock light.
Lol i have 9 light zones.
Do you have a SMS
A what?
A Sudden Motion Sensor
No
When you lift my macbook a alarm goes off.
Lol, i have only 6 noisy fans to keep everything under 80 degrees Celsius.
I have only one silent fan.
Do you have a webcam built in
Yes its called a isight
A what.
A isight, thats apples name for a bad quality webcam
ROFLMAO
My lid will close with a magnet
Mine has 4 locks to keep it closed.
I have 2 speakers
OMG, i have seven just for the ultimate gaming experience
How much crashes vista?
Everytime, Shit it happens again (Bluescreen of death)
*User offline*
Hello
Are you there
Hello!!!!
Shit kernel panic screen
Hold down power button until computer turns off
*User offline*
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A computer made for petty girls and gay guys.
Girl: OMG Like OMG I like totality got a new Macbook.
Gay gay: OMG I got my new mac book, now ima go to Starbucks and get a frappe chino
me: Slaps face "im just gonna stick with my asus..."
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A laptop that is often trashed on urban dictionary by little broke dwarfs that will always and forever be too broke to buy one and ever experience the thing they are trashing.
person one: MacBooks are so gay.
Person two:SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BROKE DWARF NOT LIKE YOU CAN AFFORD ONE ANYWAY!
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A sleek, modern, and powerful piece of technology. Sometimes it's so reliable, you forget how awesome it is.
Yeah, I'll bring my Macbook and we'll work on it then.
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A person who uses or talks about their macbook at every given opportunity.
May be used with all apple products eg. ipod wanker, ipad wanker, iphone wanker etc.
"look at Sean on his his macbook-again"
"yeah,hes such a macbook wanker"
Apple Computer's latest weapon. Features a base that's capable of causing third-degree burns.
You: Would you like to try my new MacBook Pro? Here, put it on your lap.
Victim: Hey, it's got a camera... aagh! My sperm!
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