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Man Made Bed

When, after getting out of bed, you grab whatever is on it and give it a good enough flattening.

Guy 1: "dude, your never gonna get laid in that mess."

Guy 2: "Psht. A man made bed looks GREAT!"

by SamStrane December 08, 2009


Man-Made Meat Missile

A super strong male erection of the penis averaging between 8 to 12 inches in length, designed to deeply explore the extreme depths of the female vaginal cavity and leave her mumbling the letter M in the process of the exploration.

Time to give her the Man-made Meat Missile.
The Man-made will leave her MMMMMMMMMM.
Attack of the Man-made Meat Missiles.

by ManMadeMeat January 13, 2018


Fastest man-made object

On the 17th of April, 1976, space craft Helios 2 set the record for the fastest man-made object at approximately 150,000mph; 241,350 km/h; 203.25 times the speed of sound at -3 degrees Celsius (see Mach); or about 1/4470th the speed of light.

Don't worry about the passengers' brains melting, the fastest man-made object was unmanned. The fastest *Manned* Vehicle was the Apollo 10 capsule on re-entry at ~24,790 mph (39,885 km/h) on the 26th of May 1969.

by Zach Drahbege February 13, 2008


Fastest man-made object

On the 17th of April, 1976, space craft Helios 2 set the record for the fastest man-made object at approximately 150,000mph; 241,350 km/h; 203.25 times the speed of sound at -3 degrees Celsius (see Mach); or about 1/4470th the speed of light.

Don't worry about the passengers' brains melting, the fastest man-made object was unmanned. The fastest *Manned* Vehicle was the Apollo 10 capsule on re-entry at ~24,790 mph (39,885 km/h) on the 26th of May 1969.

by Zach Drahbege February 14, 2008


Man Made Cookies

Someone who masterbates on a daily basis

As I walked into my house I saw a stranger in the corner making some man made cookies

by Diego Mejia November 14, 2003


Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hard

It makes a woman prego

I want ur sex milk in my pussy

Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hard

by Kiss_or_miss November 07, 2018


man made

To be created by humans and not by acts if nature or animals.

This antique is made of fine man made craftsmanship

by Ack! I'm chocking April 06, 2021