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When, after getting out of bed, you grab whatever is on it and give it a good enough flattening.
Guy 1: "dude, your never gonna get laid in that mess."
Guy 2: "Psht. A man made bed looks GREAT!"
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A super strong male erection of the penis averaging between 8 to 12 inches in length, designed to deeply explore the extreme depths of the female vaginal cavity and leave her mumbling the letter M in the process of the exploration.
Time to give her the Man-made Meat Missile.
The Man-made will leave her MMMMMMMMMM.
Attack of the Man-made Meat Missiles.
On the 17th of April, 1976, space craft Helios 2 set the record for the fastest man-made object at approximately 150,000mph; 241,350 km/h; 203.25 times the speed of sound at -3 degrees Celsius (see Mach); or about 1/4470th the speed of light.
Don't worry about the passengers' brains melting, the fastest man-made object was unmanned. The fastest *Manned* Vehicle was the Apollo 10 capsule on re-entry at ~24,790 mph (39,885 km/h) on the 26th of May 1969.
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On the 17th of April, 1976, space craft Helios 2 set the record for the fastest man-made object at approximately 150,000mph; 241,350 km/h; 203.25 times the speed of sound at -3 degrees Celsius (see Mach); or about 1/4470th the speed of light.
Don't worry about the passengers' brains melting, the fastest man-made object was unmanned. The fastest *Manned* Vehicle was the Apollo 10 capsule on re-entry at ~24,790 mph (39,885 km/h) on the 26th of May 1969.
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Someone who masterbates on a daily basis
As I walked into my house I saw a stranger in the corner making some man made cookies
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I want ur sex milk in my pussy
Sex milk is a sticky liquid that is made in a man's balls when he is hard
The cheating type man that is basically in another woman's pocket but is also an adult baby man
When she got home from work I noticed that his girlfriend had been in the house all she could think to herself was b**** made man baby.
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