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Magic Johnson AIDS

Same as regular AIDS, except that symptoms of the disease are held at bay by the virtue of the afflicted person possessing substantial wealth, thus being able to afford expensive cutting-edge treatments. As a result, the disease is rendered virtually non-existent while the patient enjoys a normal, uninterrupted life.

Thanks to a combination of promiscuity and my trust fund, I am happy to announce that I have Magic Johnson AIDS.

by barfstormman December 30, 2011

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magic johnson's disease

The new vernacular for HIV/AIDS. Just as ALS is known as Lou Gehrig's Disease, so too is HIV/AIDS known as 'Magic Johnson's Disease' after its most famous contractor.

Magic loved to get his D wet, but now he got a disease named after him.

You best be careful with that girl or you'll end with that Magic Johnson's Disease.

by Cornelius Vanderbuilt April 11, 2007

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Magic Johnson Virus

A slag term that refers to the HIV virus that was contracted by Lakers legend Magic Johnson.

I swear if that mother fucker calls me a faggot again , I’ll give him a syringe of the Magic Johnson Virus.

by Chefondvd April 26, 2019


Magic Johnson’s magic touch

Magic Johnson’s magic touch, also know as the magic death touch, is the act of getting magic Johnson to deliberately infect your enemy with aids.

This guy just took a shit in my bed, I need to get some revenge. I am going to give him Magic Johnson’s magic touch.

by The cock slicer May 5, 2020

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Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit

The well-known and liberally discussed philisophical debate on whether or not it would be worth one billion dollars to suck on Magic Johnson's HIV infected cock until completion on live television.

It is generally acknowledged that, of the two camps, those of the opinion that it is worth the one billion dollars are not affected by further augmentations to the wager for the sake of humiliation (for example, ass to mouth, or ass to goat to mouth, or ass to goat to contestant's mom, to mouth, etc...)

Alex said he'd take the Magic Johnson's Johnson Gambit, cure aids, execute anyone who's ever seen the video, and cackle with maniacal cachinations as he fucked Natalie Portman nightly in his custom sex dungeon, the likes of which Gary Gygax has never seen.

Still, everyone would.. know...

by Scottee Mac November 23, 2010

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Johnson Magic

Having sex with a girl and giving her aids

Omg lmaoo gave that bitch aids lmfaoooooo Johnson magic

by Creetee April 12, 2024


Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang

Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson

by Dick longington June 21, 2018