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When your doing a chick in the dark and you pull out and your buddy takes your place, then you run around to the outside window, then knock and smile at them.
Bro 1: Dude, I just found this chick and she totally wants to do it!
Bro 2: We should pull a magician on her!
Bro 1: Chaw, that'll be totally radical.
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WHen you get done railing someone in the ass (guy or girl may do), the "fucker" pretends an orgasm, thus fooling the "fuckee". Once the "fuckee" turns around to ask if the "fucker" has finished, the "fucker" bloes his fat ass load in the "fuckee"'s face! Ta Da!
Rachael let me perform not only a magician, but also an alsakan snow dragon on her... I laughed at her Red Eyes for days....
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A Guy With A Top Hat And A Black Cape Who Pulls Rabbits Out Of Hats =)
magician:(does a card trick)Voilia!
kids: WOW! That Sure Is magic
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When a man is having sex doggy style, he pulls out and spits on her back. When she turns over he ejaculates on her face.
I pulled a magician on my girlfriend and she dumped me.
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Someone who is very fat, ugly or ginger but that is so incredible in bed that you can't say no and keep going.
Hoo what the HELL do you think you are doing? Hmmm that actually feels really good! Are you some kind of magician? Don't stop doing those awesome tricks!
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Magician is a person who has passed the age of 30 years old and is still a virgin.
Person 1: Dude I finally became a magician!
Person 2: dude where did you learn?
Person 1: no I mean i'm 30 years old today.
Person 2: and?...
Person 1: and i'm still a virgin!
Person 2: dude, get some help..
Doing magic-type things.
Chriss Angel does some serious magicianing.
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