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a woman who cooks, and clean up, and somebody that will do everything you say. And you get to bang her too.
Charlie: And I'll tell you what else, you're not gonna find a bang maid, 'cause there's no such thing.
Frank: I already did, your mom. Goodbye.
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Someone who loves to jerk off guys.
"Hey Tony, you're a real cum maid"
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A woman servant who takes care of children after the weaning and till the end of adolescence.
"My nurse maid Marina took care of me and my brothers till we accomplish eighteen years old".
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Cafe where the waitress dress up in maid uniform and address customers as 'master' or 'mistress.' This practice is common in japan and other east/south Asian countries. The theme of the cafe is predominately anime/manga and the customers are otaku.
When you walk into the maid cafe, maids will say "welcome home master"
They perform varieties of services, such as ear cleaning, spoon-feeding, photo-taking, playing card and having conversation with maids.
For unknown reason, this is not considered a form of prostitution.
male version of this is butler cafe
Otaku: Do you want to go to maid cafe this weekend?
Normal person: But that place is unreasonably pricy!
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A talented all-female band from Japan.
Person 1: Did you hear the new Band-Maid song?
Person 2: Yes!
A maid who wears a fuckn sexy outfit whil cleaning my stuf
i hired a french maid becuz pornhob got blockd
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When you're banging a dudes wife, and the cuckholded chap cracks a Miller highlife in approval, and the gentle spray serenades your swinging scrotum.
"Cheers brother, enjoy this maid of the mist... and my wife"