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A term used to describe a high desirability of a situation/person. Two notches below 'Bad ass'. Also used to mean Cool and chill -- 2nd definition.
Yea, that game last night... It was Mallard.
That guy sittin' there, he's so mallard
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(n): a term used by grengus to show love, hate, or anything towards someone, something, or nothing at all
1): yo, I'm gonna use my Gat to shot that mallard
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A enormous cult that is part of the biblonian culture and serves the great lord yar-nar and will be the main audience for the battle of catastrophic proportions, and shall be the only people left once the battle is complete.
I serve the mallard ducks
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe
A sick duck, which when the beginning letters are switched is dick suck. So trying to get an "ill mallard" is trying to get your dick sucked.
I'm trying to get that ill mallard from that ho-piece.
The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.
Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.
"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"
A line from one of the best SNL jokes ever.
"What’s the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck, and I can't remember the rest but your mother's a whore!"
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