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This is the process in which one day you eat plenty of hot food, then the following day you have a hot bath to make your balls saggy, fill the toilet with toilet paper and then have a shit. You then flush the toilet and because of the toilet paper blocking it, the poo rises and surrounds your ball sack making it look like a malteser.
John: "Why are you eating so much curry Steve"
Steve: "I'm preparing to do The Malteser tomorrow"
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Someone from Malta, a country in the mediterranian. The people are often referred to as spicks, because of their hispanic origin and general dirtiness. The men are often loverats who have a reputation for fighting, breaking hearts, and rape.
" Hi I'm Maltese "
" Fuck off you spick "
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Sex move from the Doggie Style position. Just as one is about to burst, he screams out a falcon mating call and grabs the womens ass like falcon talons. Designed to be heard throughout the dwelling. Sound can be described as Ka-Kall
Guy 1: I was pounding this hot piece of ass last night and decided to give her the old Maltese Falcon....Kakkkkalllll. Guy 2: Bro, I so heard that shit last night.
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Those old and middle-aged faggot women who do what they can to find out about their neighbours so that they can tell the whole world about it.
Old women peeking from behind a window to see what the neighbours are up to. 40-year-old women who act like the're 20 and gossip about their friends behind their back.
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When you are busting for a pooh.
(Maltesers being small round nuggets of chocolate).
Very much similar to Nibbling chocolate.
Oi Dave, where's the bog? I'm squeezing Maltesers..
Another, of many, slurs for African Americans; similar to coal cricket or obsidian orangutan
Boy, I don't want to see none of them Malteser monkey's around my property, you hear me?
Someone that has Maltese nationality that is of Italian and British or English descent and origins, born in any of the three places.
(Maltese people tend to descend from Sicily or southern mainland italy, however due to people in malta of other descent like english etc, maltese people of italian descent therefore are differentiated by being known as italian maltese)
That dude was born in England but he doesnt look it (He looks ethnically Italian). Yeah his dad is Italian Maltese or sicilan or something, and his mum is English, so he is Britalian Maltese or Anglo Italian Maltese.
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