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a homosexual rich school where guys exchange rim jobs
my anus is sore from visiting malvern las t nite, and my wallet is now empty
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Malvern College is a coeducational independent school located on a 250 acre campus near the town centre of Malvern, Worcestershire in England. Founded on 25 January 1865, until 1992, the College was a secondary school for boys aged 13 to 18. Following a series of mergers, with private primary schools like Hillstone and a girl's school called Ellerslie, it has since become coeducational with pupils from 3 to 19 years old. As at February 2008 the school had a total of 600 pupils, of which 477 were boarders aged 12 – 19. The school is known for its innovative approaches to education and for sports. Among its alumni are at least two Prime Ministers, two Nobel Laureates and an Olympic Gold medalist. The novelist C. S. Lewis, author of The Chronicles of Narnia was also a former student of the school. It is a member of the Headmasters' and Headmistresses' Conference and of the Rugby Group of British independent schools.
"Hey what school you at?"
"Malvern College"
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A lesser prep school. Known as Malvern, it is located in the middle of nowhere and is frequently the site of Amish mafia raids. Students of the school often arm themselves with weapons to protect against such attacks, but are more often too inept at physical action to move out of the way.
When looking for a real prep school, students apply in massive numbers to the Prep School of champions, Saint Joseph's Prep. Located in Philly, the students need not weapons to protect themselves, for the school has professional ninjas hired permanently as bodyguards. Since all the talented people come to the Prep, it owns all other schools in academics and athletics.
Parents, don't wuss out and send your child to a lesser school. Send your child where they deserve it. The Prep. Home of the Pirate Mixer, where there's twenty sexy girls who want to go all the way to every guy. Now that you know, don't make a mistake. Because knowing is half the battle.
Dude, I visited this Malvern place yesterday. They molested me and stole my wallet.
Oh, that sucks. You should visit the Prep! They gave me free tickets and show me how to use them to get girls with!
Tickets to where?
Tickets to the gun show!
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Dude, I malverned your sister last night.
Aww, man. You capped her in the knee and slapped her with your wang?
Naw, that was yesterday when I O'Haraed her.
Oh, so you screwed a man and then made my sister give you a blowjob?
Yeah, that's it.
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Damn, after one year at Malvern, I'd rather eat out a donkey than stay here.
I know, man. I wish my parents loved me and had sent me to the Prep instead of this trashhole.
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This small towns holds a ton of fat-ass, sluty meth-heads. Worst education, and horrible service. You can't get anything helped here. And a total lack of shopping.
Wanna get high? Go to Malvern, Iowa!
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Best school on the planet. We could just suck each others dicks all day and we'd still be cooler than other schools because at the end of the day we sucked each others dicks................AT MALVERN PREP.
+ nobody likes devon prep kids if it were the eighties you'd all be playing dungeons and dragons. LOSERS
We are too sweet, too be beat....baby
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In the end, Great Valley HS is the place to be. EVERY main line private school is full of rich preps who have nothing better to do than spend their daily allowance on 2 pounds of marijuana and crash their fourth Hummer. So every Devon Prep kid and Malvern Prep kid who feels the need to debate over Urbandictionary.com which school is better, just stop. Because you're all just rich snobs with nothing better to do.
Hey look at those kids driving the Mustangs and snorting coke! They must go to Malvern Prep or some main line prep school.
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West Side Malvern or commonly referred to as WSM is one of Melbourne's most well know and feared gangs. Run by the leader only known as ICE3. Tags all over Melbourne link to WSM.
West Side Malvern represent yo,
oi cunt have you heard of WSM, Trent and swanny got in.