The process of washing your car and having it rain the next day.
God damn it Chad, I washed my car yesterday and its already raining. Dude thats the white man rain dance.
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Whenever a guy is single (or away from his girlfriend), he takes the alternative and masturbates.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard you broke up with your girlfriend. I bet you miss the sex .
Guy 2: I do man, all I have left is the Single man hand dance to keep me occupied until the next one.
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To show kindness to another. To preform an act of charity unexpectedly. Made popular by the Todd N Tyler Radio Empire.
Jim: I was at the supermarket and this midget couldn't get to the Doritos on the top shelf. So got them down for her.
Bob: It always feels good to give an old man a lap dance.
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