Someone who has such a big cock
Woah look at his crouch, he is definitely the penis man
(n.) The Penis Man does not have a specific definition, but it can be used when describing a weird person or in most cases, Maxwell Ritz Cracker.
The Penis Man has struck again!
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an arrogant, insenitive, annoying jerk.mostly, but not always, short and blad. thinks he is the studliest dude in the room.
paul is the biggest penis man in the room
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The single role model all real men wish they were and only a few can turn into.His abbilties include being able to have sex with 2 girls at one time and the ultra pimp hand which alows him to call both hands his pimp hand and keep them both strong! WORD!
Man #1- Man i wish i could take both Megan Fox and Kira Knightly at the same time
Man #2-What do you mean like have sex with them in the same room like first one then the other ?
Man #1- No like have two penises one in front and one in back and just sway back and forth with them on either side of me!
Man #2- Inorder to do that you would have to be "Double Penis Man"!!!!!!
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An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.
K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.
T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.
A godlike being who roams Arizona with a 69 inch penis looking for a challenger to the title, who he has not found yet.
Person 1:have you heard of the Arizona penis man? I’ve heard he has a 69 inch meat stick
Person 2:what drugs are you on?
Person 1:yes
The bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers. He actually isn’t that good at all.
Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis.
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