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Someone who has such a big cock
Woah look at his crouch, he is definitely the penis man
(n.) The Penis Man does not have a specific definition, but it can be used when describing a weird person or in most cases, Maxwell Ritz Cracker.
The Penis Man has struck again!
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an arrogant, insenitive, annoying jerk.mostly, but not always, short and blad. thinks he is the studliest dude in the room.
paul is the biggest penis man in the room
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The single role model all real men wish they were and only a few can turn into.His abbilties include being able to have sex with 2 girls at one time and the ultra pimp hand which alows him to call both hands his pimp hand and keep them both strong! WORD!
Man #1- Man i wish i could take both Megan Fox and Kira Knightly at the same time
Man #2-What do you mean like have sex with them in the same room like first one then the other ?
Man #1- No like have two penises one in front and one in back and just sway back and forth with them on either side of me!
Man #2- Inorder to do that you would have to be "Double Penis Man"!!!!!!
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A godlike being who roams Arizona with a 69 inch penis looking for a challenger to the title, who he has not found yet.
Person 1:have you heard of the Arizona penis man? I’ve heard he has a 69 inch meat stick
Person 2:what drugs are you on?
Person 1:yes
An insecure man who when given an obvious compliment chooses to find the negative.
K: I like your penis, it's not too big, not too small. Like a goldilocks penis.
T: Your trying to tell me that my penis isn't big!!? I'll hold onto that for months so I can fluff up an email full of negativity signed 'Goldilocks Penis Man'.
The bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers. He actually isn’t that good at all.
Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis.
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