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A career for losers. Of course I'm talking about store, restaraunt, fast food, and possibly hotel managers. They're the types of people who sit in the back room, smoke cigarettes, and chat all while doing minimal to no work. They then act like their jobs are hard. They get paid to yell at everyone and treat people beneath their position like they're nothing. They also get paid double to triple what everyone else makes for acting like trailer trash basically. Some of them have college degrees while others just got to where they were by kissing up. They are some of the lowest lives on earth, and they are lower than those who they employed. There are some good people with those jobs, but for the most part they're losers. They think they are business men and women, but they are sorely mistaken. Keep in mind that while they don't live in poverty they are not rich either, and most of them have bugs up their asses because they'll be at those lame jobs their whole lives. People beneath their position with heads on their shoulders will end up with better careers than any manager in the long run. Serves them right.
Retail Worker: I'm starting my part time college job tomorrow. I wonder who my dirtbag manager is. Maybe this boss will be one of the rare nice ones who won't be there forever. Who knows?
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A medical condition - and the professional field opened upon contraction - which nullifies or in severe cases reverses the normal causative effects of gaining skill in an area as experience with that area also grows, as well as inverting the pay-to-productivity ratio.
Bob got management and within 6 months had forgotten everything he had learned in his 10 years as a developer. He can't write a line of code anymore, but now he makes twice as much as he did before!
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A scenario in which a person in an authoritative role is attempting to give you instructions or direction, but yet too retarded to spell their title correctly. A true urban retard.
Thank You,
Managment
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a sadistic prick who suffers from the delusion that they are a "businessman" or "business woman" with a busy career when in reality they are just another back liner who got promoted via strategic ass kissing. Loves to treat everyone below them like crap, then complains to their friends that their busy "career" is just so stressful. Someone who wasn't intelligent enough to get an ACTUAL business career (CPA, etc). Usually an overweight ugly chick who did crappy in high school and worked at a fast food joint since her sixteenth birthday. Someone who is too ugly and fat to find a boyfriend and makes up for it by indulging in her "career".
Me: *works ass off in 120 degree heat in kitchen*
Manager: you're gonna have to fill in for the deep fryer today. Do u know how to do it?
Me: no I-
Manager: WHY THE HELL NOT????? ROAR ROAR ROAR ROAR
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Someone who supervises your work and sits in the back pretending to work on the computer. Gets paid twice as much to do so. If they are of the opposite sex, you will sooner or later realize that you secretly want to fuck them.
She had a dream that she slept with her manager, who she hates for being a perfectionist at work.
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An ambiguous entity that typically occupies the upper floors of buildings belonging to corporations. Management creates policies, procedures, and various directives designed to stagnate a workforce’s creativity while simultaneously providing obstacles to the accomplishment of work.
Ted: Oh, my God! Now I have to fill out this stupid checklist and run it through QA before I can start the machine after shift changeover.
Ralph: That’s management for you.
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Slang term for a woman among a group of single women at an enetertainment venue, whose self-appointed task is to prevent single males or groups of males from approaching any of the members of "her" group.
While not always physically unattractive, the manager of a group will always have an unattractive attitude towards socail interaction with men, possibly due to a traumatic experience herself. Astoundingly, few if any are lesbians despite male belief; Many are in fact as despairingly lonely and in need of male companionship as any other single woman if not more so on average. They are in fact reacting in a manner as close to aggresive as their upbringing will allow.
" There was a bunch of real lookers in the club last night, but their manager kept getting in my way when I went over to ask them to dance "
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