Mandos

To eat twice the normal persons portion of Nandos.

Note: Can also be used to refer to a group of people who are attempting a Mandos.

E.g.To order a butterfly chicken with sides and then have the tenacity to also order a half chicken and then have the manpower to finish both.

Only true Mandos can finish the challenge, although many groups of Mandos will try.

Oi boys,fancy some Mandos?

I heard there was a kid who had a Mandos...

Oi Mandos, fancy a trip to Nandos?

Only the strong survive-he completed a Mandos.

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buttery mando

this act should be performed during foreplay.

A buttery mando is when a person with high strung calves rubs butter over their leg then has their girlfriend lick it off.

oi bro, whys your leg all red?

i had my bitch doing the buttery mando all night.

Fuck yeah

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Mando-fail

A failure in a maths exam or test. Or a failure involving any maths-related problem or scenario. Dervies from the word Maths, (M) Addition, (a) Numbers, (N), Division (D) and Obtuse, (O). Commonly used in the east-Midlands area of Britain, this word is growing in usage.

Teacher: What do you think of the fact that you got 25% on your Maths exam?

Boy: It's a Mando-fail.

mando diao

a sweedish rock band.

"did you hear mando diao's latest song Sheepdog?" He says "Yeah Yeah Yeah, it's so deck."

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mando musk

The distinct, pungent perfume that secretes from your nether regions when you peel back your spandex after a xc race.

Suzy was coming home after a hard race, but found her house to herself. No one wanted to be there to catch any mando musk

Mando with no Brando

The saying when someone is cringe

Mando with no Brando, Childish Gambino, Choo Choo like a Train, Small brain, like Thomas Paine

mando wasted

To consume copious amounts of alcohol until you take your clothes off and pass out.

Guy: I'm so drunk!!
Other Guy: He's getting mando wasted
Mando: hahaha not yet....bitches