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After dropping a duce, and wiping your ass, a finger busts through the toilet paper. Later that person is seen using his or her teeth to clean any remanence out from under that fingernail.
After Mike took a dump, I saw him sitting in the corner of the break room giving himself a Minnesota manicure.
biting your fingernails down to the quick.
i.e. giving yourself the kind of fingernails that would pass a lesbian test.
i gave myself a lesbian manicure today in anatomy.
on the bright side, i don't have to worry about maintaining long fingernails...but the all the bitchy girls that sit next to me think i'm gay.
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Euphemysm for a torture technique whereby strips of bamboo and jammed under the victim's fingernails. Considered excruciating, the bamboo manicure was a favoured tactic of Pol Pot's Khmer Rouge regime in Cambodia.
"if he doesn't talk in the next five minutes, give him a bamboo manicure"--assailant to underling
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Having a dick manicure: being circumcised.
"Hey, are you circumcised?"
"Yeah man, I got my dick manicure when I was born."
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the act of being neat with your ipod when your done listening to it, as opposed to just shoving it all in your pocked and tangling it up. this includes untangling the headphones straightening out the other end of the headphone that always twists up, and wrapping it around your ipod neatly so it doesn't all buldge in one place
WARNING: this has not been determined gay or not so just to be on the safe side nver attempt this in public or you may be called a faggot or a queer
i like to give my ipod a manicure when im bored to pass the time so that i dont have to untaangle it next time i use it
Fiend: wut u doin?
Me: nothin just givin my ipod a manicure
Friend: really u just did that an hour ago
Me: yeah i know these headphones suck im gettin a zune next time fuck ipods
friend: good idea
ipod manicure
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When you stick your finger up the ass of a black woman. The result of the residue on your finger/nails is your new Harlem Manicure.
"My friend fingered this stripper's ass and she gave him a nasty Harlem manicure!"
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When a girl digs her nails into a guys back (who has back acne) during sex; the zits pop & puss gets under the girls nails.
So I found out that Steve has back acne. Last night when we had sex I ended up with a French Manicure!!!
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