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a small man who has to use lines such as "Hi you are really beautiful and I would like to have sex with your ankles, can we do it please?" to get laid.
It has also been reported that manlets can die from eating a manwich. Their body cannot hand this amount of manly meat.
A man who is below 5'5" is a manlet. They even resemble a chode.
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5'7" or smaller. Usually have Napoleonic syndrome.
That 5'5" manlet over their is trying to score with that score, but he is far too short to be taken seriousily. lolz
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A shorter fully grown male who just happens to be 5'6" or under. They are usually very angry and bitter and channel their aggression toward women as they fear normal-sized men. They also try to overcompensate with working out and belittling others.
Can you believe this manlet thinks that Angelina Jolie is ugly?
Our boss is such a manlet.. he fired a man who joked about his height today!
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A vertically inferior specimen. Often characterized by a childhood void of carnival rides, dunks, and pussy.
Derived from the poem The Manley, by Lewis Carroll
http://www.poetry-archive.com/c/the_manlet.html
Bro 1: Did you see that bra get his shit stuffed in the 4th quarter!?
Bro 2: Chyea Bra, I dun even know why he still plays. Dude's such a manlet.
Bro 1: Look at the Manlet hitting on that cougar!
Bro 2: She can take him home in her car seat!
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Any guy under 6'.
Girl A: ,, Will you date that guy Jack?"
Girl B: ,, Hahaha no, he's 5'11 manlet , even 10 yr olds are this tall nowadays"
Girl A: ,, You are right hahaha"
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Person 1: "Rick Moranis was history's first manlet, they should teach that in 50 years"
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A more extreme term than the average 'manlet'. A wild manlet is a short man who originates from the 'Mystical World of Manlets'. A place where 'elf like' men live in the midst of the forest, inside tree trunks.
They are known to be 'short legged and short tempered'. Under the height of 5'6", they are well-known for their extremely powerful grip, and their sequential march-like dance moves. The currency in this mystical land is Fish heads and wooden coins, and their dress codes consists of green or red (by choice) ragged clothing, pointy shoes and santa-like hat. The usual professions are Blacksmith, Crafstmen, Pottery, Woodchopper and Royal Fishery.
Their hobbies consist of dancing and bird watching. A great delicacy of gorilla eyes is very much enjoyed, especially after a traditional fight which occurs when 2 manlets, inside a circle bordered with cheering manlets, use all their might and strength in order to grip their opponents face and grapple it untill submission.
One very interesting fact about this wonderful community is that they have wizards for doctors. However, there is a downside to this, as a very famous incident occured on the 6th of March, 2011. Where a manlet was given an incorrect potion for his sore back, and was sent 10,000 years into the future of the real world, where he was spotted in the Greek Festival of Melbourne, being lost, confused and frightened.
Usual terms used are 'lost manlet', 'confused manlet' and 'bejoyed manlet'.
Run like the wind o' wild manlet, for there are mystical forests to be discovered, and trees to be chopped
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