March 8th

March 8th is when Boris has said that schools in the UK will open. People are worrying a lot for numerous reasons like not having their glow up or in fear it would increase cases and deaths as well as another lockdown

Boy 1: Bruv bare people are saying we are going to school on March 8th
Boy 2: I’m excited ngl

Boy 1: Fam I’m scared

March 8th

This is national kajeans day. Kajeans is slang for the tightest jeans in the world. Jeans have to be so tight you can see your leg hairs through the jeans.

An example of kajeans day is, “oh shit it’s March 8th i need to get some kajeans on.”

March 1st or 8th

March 1st and March 8th is National Ivy Lamar is wrong day.

Andrew: Today is march 1st or 8th, everything Ivy says is wrong
Ivy: Zero is a number