Inspired by No Nut November, Destroy Dick December, and Masturbation Mania May, we have the holy month of rape
Man I can't wait for Minor March Madness, I love me some kiddos
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A month long celebration of the mustache held in the month of march. Mustaches of all types are encouraged.
Guy:" Hey, what's with the mustache?"
Man:" It's March Mustache Madness dumbshit!"
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a time when any crazy moustache is acceptable. the name comes from march madness
-dude are you really gonna participate in march moustache madness?
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March Muscle Madness revolves around completing the entire month of march without skipping a single day in the gym. You are allowed to have 1 rest day a week, but you still have to follow your schedule.
"Are you participating in March Muscle Madness?"
"No, i am physically inferior."
A lot like destroy dick december but with a little twist, starting March 1st, you haft to ejaculate 10 times per day until April 1st.
Person one: Wait, are you actually participating in Masturbation Madness March!?!
Person two: Yeah man, it seems scary but I have confidence that I can do it.
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A month we celebrate frat boy harry styles wearing a jersey
March madness makes me appreciate Harry Styles wearing a Jersey
Sports Fans: The NCAA College Basketball Tournament
EDM Fans: Ultra Music Festival, EDC New Mexico and many other raves that dont use a basketball in any way.
Sports Fans: Dude, are you gonna watch March Madness on TV tonight?
EDM Fans: March Madness New Mexico Everybody! Who is ready to smash the fucking house!