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it's well put by ben harper, he's a good man:
herb is the gift from the earth
and what's from the earth is of the greatest worth
so before you knock it try it first
you'll see its a blessing
and NOT a curse...
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The greatest aphrodesiac known to mankind. You can smoke a bowl and jack off to porn like you never have before. You can get high with your girlfriend and fuck all night. You can get stoned with a bunch of young college chicks and then have group sex. You'll swear you've been in heaven. If more couples got stoned and had sex there'd be less divorce in this country. If our leaders got stoned and had sex with their wives or interns, there'd be less war and hence more peace. It truly is the only thing that makes you forget about everything else except feeling good. That's why it will never be legal. Because our leaders know that if everyone is getting high they'll refuse to fight stupid wars for stupid ends so they build marijuana up to be a big evil so most people will lay off it.
I'm going to smoke marijuana and jack off to porn all night long. War? What war?
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the most beautiful and natural drug in the world; see maryjane, cannabis, grass, and/or reefer.
I smoked a fat blunt of this beautiful white rhino marijuana and proceeded on by shooting skinheads in the park.
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Dried leaves and flowering tops of the pistillate hemp plant that yield THC (tetrahydrocannabinol, the physiologically active chemical C21H30O2 that is the chief intoxicant in marijuana) and are smoked in cigarettes for their intoxicating effect.
Other reported words for it are: bammer, bionic, bomb, brown, bud, buddha, cannabis, cheeba, chronic, dank, doubage, ganja, grass, green, groove weed, hash, herb, home-grown, ill, Indo, iszm, Lebanon, Mary Jane, MJ, maui wowy, method, pot, sess, shake, shit, skunk, stress, tabacci, Thai, wacky, and weed.
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a god given plant, not a drug. marijuana is just a plant, a drug is made from man made chemicals
government: drugs are illegal, such as marijuana!
people: dude, marijuana is a plant!
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Buds of the cannabis sativa or cannbis indica plant. It is usually smoked or sometimes eaten to give you a euphoric, relaxing, yet powerful high. Although it is fairly harmless, it is illegal in the united states as well as several other countries.
I got a ounce of marijuana...lets go smoke it!
Also called: Weed, pot, grass, smoke, ganja, herb, reefer, cheeba, maryjane, green
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a plant that makes people feel happy inside
"it smokes the reefer"
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